What’s the worst feeling in the world? No, It’s not being dumped on your anniversary. Nope, not even getting fired on Rent Day… Give up?
It’s going to the movie theater, spending your hard earned money and wasting 90+ minutes of your life, sitting through a terrible movie. Am I right?
I’m not a politician. Doctors usually don’t faint at the sight of blood. And most teachers can stay awake during their own lectures… so I thought to myself, “How can I make a difference in the world?” And it hit me; Let Me spend my hard-earned money at the Theater. Let Me cringe through the cliche dialogue, numerous plot holes, corny jokes, and failed chemistry. I, YES ME…
I WILL DO THIS FOR YOU!
***I think I deserve a nobel peace prize or something for this***
And I will share every despicable, dead, depressing detail…But most importantly, I will tell you to, “SAVE YOUR MONEY!”
And in the case I come across a Film that makes me want to slap my momma (movie reference. I’ll do that often), I will tell you to, “BREAK THE BANK!!”
And now I am off to make a difference in the world, one movie at a time…